my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame
I’m so amused because when Steven Spielberg was making Jurassic Park he’s like ‘I want 10 ft’ velociraptors and everyone else is like ‘Steven no, they weren’t that big’ and he’s just like ‘well damn imma put them in the movie anyway’ and then during filming some random palaeontologists found actual 10 ft velociraptor skeletons and Spielberg was probably like ‘told ya so’
Sometimes Im like
but other times Im like
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
- blew the power out at the superbowl
- broke iTunes servers releasing her new album
this is proof that the world honestly cannot handle her
"it’s like freud always said," says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily
this never gets old
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